best-of-funny:

allonsyforever:

One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser

it was last week

i am seventeen years old

the class was A.P. calculus

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lost-inaseaofpeople:

My worst nightmare.


fat-birds:

videohall:

Bird whistles the Addams Family

> Haha I died at the clicks xD

> I cant even whistle that good.

this bird imitates snapping fingers better than I can actually snap my fingers :’)

macarena-of-time:

turn ons: free shipping


bestnatesmithever:

How to Milk a Cow by Nate Smith

stfutony:

im sorry that would be scary as shit

(Source: jessic-eh)